Are you gay? Do you believe in god? Are you mysteriously attracted to humanoid

cartoon animals? Well, Wic Whitney answered yes to two of those questions. Hi, my

name’s Jadè, I’m Wic Whitney’s dying house plant. 2025 was a busy year for Wic,

opening for the Nicotine Dolls on two separate cross-country tours, headlining his first

tour in the summer and dropping his first full length project “Foolhardy” in the Fall. All of

which went exceedingly well, or so he told me while putting the finishing touches on his

grandmother’s casserole (see below). His eclectic genre-full combination of hip-hop,

folk, and funk is held together by his soulful vocals and thoughtful lyricism that entices

the listener to take a breath and be present in whatever feeling life is throwing their way.

He’s also a sensational lay. With a heart that doctors call “too large”, Wic puts his whole

foot into the unique charismatic sound he creates, and it shows in both his live

performance and his online presence. Amassing hundreds of thousands of followers

and millions of views and streams there’s just something about this grey eyed dandy

with sleep apnea that people like. In 2026, Wic started strong with a show at Chicago’s

famous Lincoln Hall and will be performing at Chicago Pride Fest before hitting the road

for his headlining tour in July. As a plant, I need three things to live : sunlight, water,

and feel-good music. Wic Whitney gives me exactly two of those things. If I’m not alive

in the coming months may life be merciful to you and may Wic Whitney have gained

another fan.

Mona’s Chicken Dorito Casserole

• 2 1/2 cups diced chicken

• 1 1/2 cups chicken broth

• 1 can cream of mushroom soup

• 1 can cream of chicken soup

• 1 (4oz.) can chopped green chilles

• 1 lb bag Cheddar cheese, grated

• 1 (8 oz) Doritos, crushed

Mix all ingredients except Doritos and cheese. Cover bottom of greased 13x9 inch

baking dish with 1 cup chips. Layer in order: 1/2 chicken mixture, 1/3 cheese. Top with

chips and remaining cheese. Bake at 350° for 45 minutes.